Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Funny Hindi Jokes: Super Interview By Aadmi


Ek aadmi job ke liye interview dene government office me gaya.
Interviewer :--Aapko koi bimari to nahi hai ?
Aadmi:-- ji sir, aise to koi bimari nahi hai bus, jung ke dauraan
meri taango ke neeche ek bomb phata gaya tha aur mere TATTE udh gaye the.!
Interviewer:-- Ye to koi khas problem nahi hai ……Kal se aap join kar sakte ho.
Hum sab subah 9 baje aate hain,tum 11 baje aana.
Aadmi:--mai 11 baje aaunga aisa kyun?
Interviewer:- Hum sab 11 baje tak kuch kaam nahi karte hain, bas TATTE khujlate rehte hai……….
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Monday, July 28, 2014

Funny Jokes Message: 4 Girls for Secretary Position


A Boss has 2 Interview 4 Girls for Secretary Position.
He asked each 1 of them
Question : A Woman Normally has 2 Mouths ! What’s the difference between the 2?
The 1st answered: 1 can talk But The other can't. 
2nd answered: 1 is Vertical & The other is Horizontal.
3rd answered: 1 is Hairy, The other isn't. 
The Last 1 answered: 1 is for My Use & The Other is for My Boss ! Boss: “Yes, You’re Hired !”
Girls for Secretary Position Jokes

One Bonus.
Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho? Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai! 
Boss: Manager, Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Funny Stupid Whatsapp Status Idea 28 July 2014


See here around you some stupid using whatsapp. there status not only stupid but also funny. i collect the most funny whatsapp status of stupid people in this week.
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