Wednesday, January 21, 2015

An Uplifting Funny Jokes Whatsapp Messages: Who Stole All Pencils

Read most inspiring funny short stories and share this with your whatsapp friend.

The teacher asks Jimmy:
Teacher: “Jimmy, why aren’t you writing?”
Jimmy: “I don’t has a pencil.”
Teacher: “Jimmy, that’s not a correct sentence. The correct way is: I don’t have a pencil; he doesn’t have a pencil; we don’t have a pencil.”
Jimmy: “Who stole all the pencils then?”

Funny Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp: Today's Husband Wife Thinking


Latest funny Hindi jokes collection on husband and wife on 21 January 2015

Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3 Rani Thi..
Wife: To Kya..?
Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya Aur Kar Sakta Hu.
Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna Hai?
Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli, Dil Pe Le Leti Hai..
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Husband: Hey !
Wife: Hi ! What u doing ?
Husband: texting the most beautiful girl in the world..
Wife : Aww How cute !
.
.
Husband: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m
texting U !!

Tuesday, January 20, 2015

Superb Funny Aussie Jokes For Whatspp Friend

Sent some funny collection of aussie jokes, funny status line and latest jokes. Short jokes, clean jokes and so more fun staff collection.


whatsapp jokes messages
a man in a hot air balloon shouted down to an Irish farmer in a field ''where am i?'' the farmer shouted ''you cant fool me your up there in that little basket!
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T.v man came to the door. U got a TV licence? I said no. Well u've got a Ariel.I said I've Milk in the fridge to but don't have a cow.
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There once was a mouse called Kieth, who circumcised men with his teeth. It wasn't for leisure or sexual pleasure but to get to the cheese underneath.
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WIFE ....LOOK AT THAT FUNNY GUY WHO HAS DRUNK A LOT..
HUSBAND...WHO IS HE ?
WIFE...HE IS MY EX BOYFRND BHUT I DENIED HIM MARRIAGE.
HUSBAND...OH...MY... GOD..HE IS STILL CELEBRATING HIS FREEDOM
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lady goes 2 docs says have a rash on my fanny doc says how long is it since u last had sex the lady replies 5 years docs says that isnt a rash its fucking rust
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My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, shall we have sex?”, I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” - Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car.

Monday, January 19, 2015

Funny Hindi Jokes: Couple Never Fight In 25 Years?


The most funny Hindi jokes and whatsapp text messages collection.


A Couple never fought in 25Years!!!
.
A friend asked - How did U make it
possible??
.
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Husband - We went 2 Shimla for our Honeymoon, While Horse riding
My Wife's Horse jumped & my wife
fell down,
she got up, patted the
Horse's back & said "Dis is your 1st time"
.
After a while,it happened again. She said "dis is your 2nd time" &
.
When it happened the 3rd time, she
took out a gun & shot the horse.
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I shouted, U psycho, U killed the horse.
.
She gave a grave look & said "dis is your 1st time". &
Since then we are very happy...

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Ladki On Copy Paste Problem: Funny Hindi Jokes

Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli :
ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
Shopkeepr : not possible ye latest laptop he
aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta.
Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste ?
Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai ,
apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki
fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop me lagaya,
aur right click karke boli :
dekho paste ka option kha he ?
Shopkeeper on the spot behosh...

Saturday, January 17, 2015

Dost Teri Yaad Me Funny Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages 18 Jan 2015

Dost Teri Yaad Me Su-su Lag Gaya,
Wah Wah,
Dost Teri Yaad Me Su-Su Lag Gaya,
Yeh Bhi To Ansu Hi Hai.
Dosto Bas Rasta Bhatak Gaya.

Awesome line!!"
Jo dost kaminey nahi hote..........
Wo kaminey,"dost hi nahi hote.

After Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha,
par 95
to
pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek
question
to fir
bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga
basitna
pata
hai
4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar
mai
to
pakka fail hu,
.
Last benchers : "Abe Paper ko
maar goli,
Madam kya maal thi,
Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper
ko dekhu ya madam ko" .