Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Non Veg Dirty Hindi Jokes: Only For 16+ Can Read!

1 Admi Larki Ch0dne Gaya,
Us Ne Larki Ko Nanga Kiya or Ulta Jhuka K Bola
Tumhari Ph0di Pr To 1 Bhi Baal Nai Hai. Kiyun?
Larki: Bhosri K Chodne Aya Hai Ya "KANGI" Karny ..
1 Aurat Subah hote hi HAKIM k pas gyi aur boli-Kya mere PATI ko SHAKTI VARDHAK dawa aapne di thi? Hakim-Ji ha Lady-Toh,BIWI bhi apni bhej deta 
Dulha:  Is ghar me rehna he to kanjusi krni padegi 
Dulhan: Tofir itna sara tail lun pe Q laga rheho, Hamare waha to Ye kam THuK laga k hi hota tha
Girl: Fuck me Plz.
Boy: Nahi main Kunwari ladkiyo k sath sex nahi karta
Girl: Why??/
Boy: Bus mujhe "Khoon-Kharaba or "Shor-Sharaba" pasand nahi :-(

Boyfriend Girlfriend Dirty Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Message 20 Aug 2014

Girlfriend after romance,asked her boyfriend
Tum itna jaldi kyu thak jate ho,mai to nahi thak ti ???
Boyfriend :- Sadak kabhi khatm hoti h kya ??
Hamesha petrol hi khatm hota hai !!!
Then Girlfriend Look at him and give a kiss.

Aaj tak ka sabse gaand faadu aur daring proposal:
Boy: Tere pas lund hai.?..?
Girl: Nahi hai.!!.
Boy: Mera legi ?? =)) =D

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Some Stupid Question And Ans For Whatsapp Status

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Ob-Gyn leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Monday, August 18, 2014

Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message: Power Of A Good Wife

A wealthy and successful CEO took his wife for a Sunday afternoon drive near the little country
town where she grew up. Noticing that the gas tank was nearly empty he pulled in to the little
country gas station. While the tank was filling he went to the rest room. On his way back to the
car he noticed that his wife was talking and laughing with the gas station attendant. When they
drove away, he asked his wife about it. She told him that the attendant had been her boyfriend
when she was in high school. He said, “Just think! If you hadn't met me, you might have wound
up being the wife of a gas station attendant!” She replied, “No, if I hadn't met you and married
him, he would have become a successful businessman and you might have turned out to be a
gas station attendant.”

Sunday, August 17, 2014

Funny Hindi Jokes - Unknown Whatsapp Call

Ek shaitaan baccha unknown no. Se call karta hai..
Ek admi uthata hai..
Admi : hello
Bacha : ullu pullu kullu..
Admi : kon hai be...
Bacha : ek insaan
Admi : wo to pta hai naam bol..
Bacha : main ek ganda bacha hu..!
Admi : teri to aisi ki tesi kha rhta hai tu...
Bacha : prithvi par
Admi : wo to pta hai, phone kyu kiya..
Bacha : tujhe preshaan karne k liye...
Admi : ruk sale apne baap ko bula ! Chhakke ki olad..
Bacha : hello papa mai pappu...

8 Short Superb Funny Status For Whatsapp

  1. Nine out of ten peoples like chocolate, the tenth person always lies.
  2. The only cure for love is marriage
  3. Love waits for one thing, the right moment
  4. You can't buy love on eBay.
  5. Some Are Called Brave Because They Afraid to Run…..
  6. Business, that's easily defined; it's other people's money.
  7. I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
  8. Coffee, Chocolate, Men: The richer the better!