Sunday, October 19, 2014

Funny Whatsapp Status: 12 Best Of the Week


See here some funny whatsapp status. on the morning at 6.00 AM, a whatsapp user set his status like this. I don't want to get up.

The Funniest Status Ever.

1. i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

2. I promise I'm a lot nicer than my "walking to class" face would lead you to believe

3. College is a never ending cycle of "just get through this week"

4. Just said "you're not the boss of me" to my mother. Regression complete.

5. I wonder if birds ever get shit on by their friends and family too.

6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

7. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

8. Always remember that you are unique–just like everyone else.

9. Gravity always gets me down.

10. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

11. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

12. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory


Funny Whatsapp Message 19 Oct 2014


Funny latest Whatsapp Message On Friendship Adult Version:

Friendship is not About
'I'm sorry'
Its About
'LUND SE'

Its not about
'Where are you?'
Its about
'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI'

Its not about
'No'
Its about
'GHANTA'

Its not about
'TOO SMALL'
Its about
'JHAANT BARABAR'

Its not about
'TOO BIG'
Its about
'GAND PHAADU!'

Its not about
'DIFFICULTY'!
Its about
'GAND FAT GAI'

And

Its not about
'WE WILL ROCK!'
Its about
'MAA CHOD DENGE'
Spread to all your loving Lodu'

Saturday, October 18, 2014

Hindi Funny Jokes: Traffic Police


Traffic police chalaan book nikaalke bola: Naam bol
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir...
Police: Naam Bol
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do...dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol
Ladka: "Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Venkateshwara Swami"
Police (book band karke): "Agli baar gaadi dheere chalana!"

Understanding Wife Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message 18 Oct 2014

How to understand your wife, didn't have idea. here is one hindi jokes of about this. read this one and get the funny idea.

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the
Husband: to chhole puri bana lo
Wife: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai
Husband: parathe ?
Wife: raat ko parathe kaun khata hai??
Husband: idly sambar?
Wife: usme time lagega, pehle bolna chahiye tha
Husband: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega
Wife: pet nahi bharta
Husband: kya banaogi?
Wife: Jo aap kaho..

Friday, October 17, 2014

Boy, Girl, Hindi Fadu Jokes - Message On Whatsapp


Read The most funny Hindi fadu jokes. Latest collection of whatsapp superb messgage.

Jokes: 01
Boy to girl at a dance party: Kya tum mere sath dance karogi?
Girl: Main bachche ke saath dance nahi karti.
Boy: Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho.

Jokes: 02
Girl: If you will try to kiss me to main shor macha doongi
Boy: Lekin yahan to door tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: I know per formality to karni hi padegi.


Jokes: 03
GIRL's OF 2000*
“AGAR TUM MIL JAO ZAMANA CHHOR DENGE HUM”

GIRL's OF 2011*
AGAR TUM MIL JAO PURANA CHHOR DENGE HUM....lol

Latest Funny Whatsapp Jokes Message Status On EBOLA


My neighbours daughter was
rushed 2 university
teaching hospital Abuja
because she was ill.
She became lin in just 2 days
of illness n she lost appetite to do anything even
to eat.
She was vomiting using the
convenience every
1hr of the day.
After several
test was conducted, the doctor came
out 2 announce her cause of
illness.
The doctor was looking so
funny n afraid 2 say a
word. We were all panting n afraid.
Did I mention PANTING ? P??Yes panting
because my
under wear was already wet.
But dis time, the doctor
summons some courage n
say;
the girl is tested POSITIVEof HIV AIDS! All of a
sudden,
there was this great shout of
joy.
'THANK GOD
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH'
every one was jumping n happy.
The most amazing part of it
was when the junior
sister called home to say.......;
make una no worry again
oooh, na just AIDS no b EBOLA .......!
EBOLA don overtake AIDS
oooh.
Lolzzz