Thursday, July 24, 2014

Character Less Mallika Funny Whatsapp Message


Character Less Mallika
Ek din Mallika tota kharidne gayi?
Mallika- iski khasiyat kya hai?
Dukandar- ye tota bolta hai ?
Mallika ne Tote se pucha- Main kaisi lag rahi hun?
Tota- Saali charecter less lag rahi hai?
Mallika- Ye to bahut hi batmij tota hai.
Dukandar tote ko andar le gaya or jor se pani me uska sar duba ke pucha, bol ab kisi ko gaali dega?
Tota-Nahi kabhi bhi nahi dunga?
Dukandar tote ko bahar le gaya or Mallika se kaha ab aap puchiye?
Mallika-agar mere ghar pe ek admi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tota-apka pati hai?
Mallika-agar do aaye to ?
Tota-apka pati aur uska bhai hai?
Mallika-agar teen log aaye to ?
Tota-pati, dever aur tumhara bhai.?
Mallika-agar char log aayen to?
Tota-Pani lekar aao bhai, maine to pehle hi bola tha ki saali character less hai

Adult Jokes Whatsapp Message - Lady Traffic Police


When Wife Is Lady Traffic Police
A man married a Lady Traffic police ,,,,
His Friend: How was your wedding night?
Man: She charged Rs 200 for Over speed,
400 for wrong side entry and Rs 800 for not wearing helmet

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Girl And Boy Funny Whats-app Chatting Jokes 24 July 2014


Girl:- What’s ur name.
Boy:- Black Lion.
Girl: -Are You joking?
Boy:- No it means kalu singh n ur name.
Girl: -Soft underwear.
Boy:- Are you joking?
Girl: -No, it means komal chadda.