The Funniest Status Ever.
1. i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress
2. I promise I'm a lot nicer than my "walking to class" face would lead you to believe
3. College is a never ending cycle of "just get through this week"
4. Just said "you're not the boss of me" to my mother. Regression complete.
5. I wonder if birds ever get shit on by their friends and family too.
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
8. Always remember that you are unique–just like everyone else.
9. Gravity always gets me down.
10. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.
11. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
12. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory