Friday, December 19, 2014

Naughty Whatsapp Jokes In Hindi 19 Dec 2014

Most funny Whatsapp messages on naughty jokes. read here latest two jokes and sent to your friend whatsapp.

First night husband: I can't find ur hole,
Wife: but why?
Husband: sweetheart i'm a Bycycle repairer,i can"t
find the hole untill sink into the water.

A Lady Rector of a Ladies hostel was fond of using English language though she was not good in English.
She was also fond of using very small sentenses to communicate. Always in hurry she used to creat lots if funny situations.
Once the electricity of her ladies hostel went off at midnight that too during the examination season. She immediately contacted electricity board's complaints office over phone and placed instant demand saying. "
Lights gone in our ladies hostel. Send Men immediately. Girls using candles."

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Motivational Whatsapp Jokes Messages For Friend 19 Dec 2014

Motivational Whatsapp Messages On A Jokes: The Cleaver Kid

A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said “Radar Trap Ahead.”

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy’s accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading “TIPS” and a bucket at his feet full of change.

A college student is deeply in love with his classmate but he doesn’t know what to do to get the girl’s attention.

One day, he came to ask the girl for help with his assignments and the girl agreed.

Happily, he came to sit next to the girl the next day and took out a book pretending to read.

After a little while, the girl asked: “You must be a genius. How can you read a book upside down?”

For Friend Naughty 18+ Jokes Whatsapp Messages 18 Dec 2014

14 year old girl realized growing hair between
her legs. Got worried and yelled Mom about
Mom calmly said. "That part where hair
hasgrown is called a monkey, be proud that
your monkey has grown hair." Next morning at breakfast she told her elder
"My monkey has grown hair"
Her Elder Sister smiled and said.
"that's nothing, mine started eating banana's."
Ultimate Research By William Sexfear
All Men Are Millionaires Atleast By Sperm Count
And The Funny Part Is
Even These Millions Are Also Spent On Women
1st night in the Room :
Wife: "Plz, not today, Lets spend our 1st
night understanding each other.."
Husband:"My 'under' is already
'standing' for you..
Irony Of Life:
Wives Don’t Get Pregnant After Many Attempts
Girlfriends Get Pregnant Even After Taking Precautions
Boy wd his girlfrnd watching
a Boxing match,
In wch a boxer got knocked out in d 1st round!
Boy:Disgusting just
ALL OVER in 1 min?
Girl:Now U understand how I Feel?
In Biology Class Test, First Question Is:
Question: “Mention 3 Benefits Of Cucumber?”
All Girls Answered
1. No Fear Of Pregnancy
2. No Chance Of HIV-Aids
3. No Need Of A Partner

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Inspirational Funny Whatsapp Messages For Your Best Friend

Are your friend getting tried. just sent him/her this jokes stories, which have fun and inspiration. you can get here the best Hindi adult jokes, non veg jokes, funny whatsapp status, and more.

A real time inspirational Jokes The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?”
The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!”
The child replied innocently: “Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head.”

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Monday, December 15, 2014

Non Veg Whatsapp Jokes: A Funny Hindi Messages For Friend

Non Veg Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp Messages
एक दिन एक लड़की ने अपनी मम्मी से कहा की जब मैं सूसू करती हू तो सीटी बजती है, पर आप करती हो तो  नही  बजती.

मा बोली :- बेटी मेरी भी पहले बजती थी, पर तेरे बाप ने उससे बजा-बजा कर खराब कर दी.

Non Veg Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp Messages
एक आदमी ने एक औरत से पूछा आपके कितने बच्चे है?

औरत:- "10".

आदमी:- यानी आपकी ज़मीन अच्छी उपजाउ है.

औरत:- बहनचोड़ मेरी ज़मीन उपजाउ नही, मेरा किसान मेहनती है

Non Veg Hindi Jokes For Whatsapp Messages

शोहार:- तुम मेरी किस चीज़ से ज़्यादा इम्प्रेस हो लाइफ स्टाइल,कार,ड्रेसिंग या बॅंक बॅलेन्स?

बीवी:- आप के सेक्स से, आप जैसा सेक्स मोहल्ले में किसी को करना नही आता !

Fadu Hindi Jokes Whatsapp Messages For Friend

A huge collection of Hindi fadu jokes and non veg jokes. find here some whatsapp love and funny status for whatsapp. this time some laughable Hindi fadu jokes.

Trust can be lost within seconds,
takes a lifetime to regain, and is
still never as strong.
Nonveg bonanaz

What is d difference between A BOOT (Shoes) and Ch**t???

Zabrdast answer :
BOOT accept only one size, whereas ch**t accept all size
Dulha: Honeymoon par kaha jaana chahti ho??
Switzerland ya Singapore??

Dulhan (sharmate hue): jaha aap le chalo muje to dono jagah marvani h...
Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath
pe likhu ya dil pe ??
Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni
property k papers par likh do.
Boy :"Oo teri .,
Yaar ye ladkiyan kitni halak ho gyi hai
star plus dekh ke.