Saturday, October 25, 2014

Latest Whatsapp Funny Message On Hindi Adult Jokes 25 Oct 2014

are you sure you luv me

Girl ………… Suno ! are you sure you luv me n no one else Boy ……….. Dead sure ! i checked the whole list again yesterday .. Girl ………… To merey saarey luv letters wapas ker do Boy ………… Is main sey jo tumharey hain nikaal lo …
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phir CHADDI utar do

Pehle KISS karo, phir PALANG per leta do, phir CHADDI utar do, phir NICHE haath lagao, . . . . Aur check karo k BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
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koi aisi Machine

A child on juice corner- Papaji koi aisi Machine nahi hai Jisme Juice dalo to Fal nikle? Father- Hai, Teri Mummy. Usme maine Juice dala to Tu nikal aaya..!!…
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kiya bana rahay ho

1 pakistani went to international cooking contest when judges came to him he was moving spoon in empty karhai judge : kiya bana rahay ho ? pakistani : “chootiya“
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does a penis have a hole

Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A.) So men can be open minded. Q.) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q.) What’s the difference between your paycheck and your d*ck? A.) You don’t have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! Q.) Three words to ruin a man’s ego… A.) “Is it in?” Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection. Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex? A.) One of his fingers is clean. Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you’re screwed.

Thursday, October 23, 2014

Whatsapp Funny Message: A Adult English Jokes

A doctor goes to his office one Monday and is shocked to find that it has been ransacked and the files have all been mixed up. He sees the file for Mrs. Smith, but her chart is mixed up with some of the others and he can't tell which is which. He finally narrows it down to two charts and he decides to call her house. Mr.Smith answers the phone."Mr. Smith, this is Dr. Jenkins. I have bad news. Your wife either has AIDS or Alzheimer's Disease, I don't know which. "Well, what should I do?" asks a distraught Mr. Smith. "Drop her off at the edge of town," says the doctor, "and if she finds her way back, DON'T F*** HER!"

Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Latest Hindi Real X Rated Jokes 22 Oct 2014

Dosto, if you guys really want some Hindi funny non veg jokes then just read this jokes. you will find the real pleasure of Hindi jokes.

Ek ladki ka naam tha bholi.ek raat wo apni mom ke kamre bilkul nangi so rahi thi.raat uska baap nashe me talli ho kar apne kamre me aayea light off thi usne kapde uttar kar lun uski fuddi me dala aur jordar ghasse ke saath andar tak pauncha diya.bholi ki neend khul gayi aur wo boli papa mai bholi.papa bola teri ma ki mari sholi tu pehale kyon nai boli ab chalne de slowly slowly

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Ek baar santa aur banta ki biwiyan mayake gayi hoi thi.dono ka sex ka mood ban gaya to santa bola kyon na ek dusre ki gand mar le.banta bola theek hai magar pehle mai karonga.santa ghodi ban gaya aur banta ne pure jor se thoka.ab bari banta ki thi.santa usko ghodi bana ke khada ho gaya.banta wait kar raha tha magar jab kafi der tak santa ne lun nai dala to usne peeche mud kar deakha k banta pure jor s bhaga hoa aa raha hai.santa darr gaya aur ek dum se peeche hat gaya.banta deweer se tarkane se bach gaya aur gusse se bola sale is tarah mai mar b sakta tha.santa.. Abe sale tu jis tarah aa raha tha bachna to maine b nai tha

Monday, October 20, 2014

The 5 Worst Hindi Adult Funny Jokes You Ever Read


Latest funny Hindi adult jokes collection. Read the most dirty jokes you have been ever seen. make a jokes message to your whatsapp friend.

deedar to huye unki choot k
Ek larki Ghalib ka dil tor kar chali gai to Ghalib ne arz kya: Woh chali gai hamari shakal pe moot k. Chalo isi bahany deedar to huye unki choot k

Jaib se condom nikla
Jisay koyal samja benchod wo kawwa nikla Dosti k naam pe madarchod bharwa nikla Jo roka krte thay chodne se hamay Benchod un ki hi Jaib se condom nikla

Phool murjhate ache nhi lagte
ab to koi bachi phasa lo Phool murjhate ache nhi lagte Ap luli khujate achy nhi lagte ab to koi bachi phasa lo mere jaan Roz bathroom me hath chalaty achy nhi lagte

Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency
Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency..
Angry maid : "At least I m better than u in the bed."
Lady (amazed) : "And my husband told u this ? "
Maid : " No, the DRIVER "

which part of the body goes to the heaven first
Father : " which part of the body goes to the heaven first ?
Kid : " legs "
Father :" why ?"
Kid : 'coz I see mom every night with her legs up & screeming
-"oh
god ! I am in heaven."

Sunday, October 19, 2014

Funny Whatsapp Status: 12 Best Of the Week


See here some funny whatsapp status. on the morning at 6.00 AM, a whatsapp user set his status like this. I don't want to get up.

The Funniest Status Ever.

1. i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

2. I promise I'm a lot nicer than my "walking to class" face would lead you to believe

3. College is a never ending cycle of "just get through this week"

4. Just said "you're not the boss of me" to my mother. Regression complete.

5. I wonder if birds ever get shit on by their friends and family too.

6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

7. A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

8. Always remember that you are unique–just like everyone else.

9. Gravity always gets me down.

10. Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

11. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.

12. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory


Funny Whatsapp Message 19 Oct 2014


Funny latest Whatsapp Message On Friendship Adult Version:

Friendship is not About
'I'm sorry'
Its About
'LUND SE'

Its not about
'Where are you?'
Its about
'KAHA GAND MARA RAHA HAI'

Its not about
'No'
Its about
'GHANTA'

Its not about
'TOO SMALL'
Its about
'JHAANT BARABAR'

Its not about
'TOO BIG'
Its about
'GAND PHAADU!'

Its not about
'DIFFICULTY'!
Its about
'GAND FAT GAI'

And

Its not about
'WE WILL ROCK!'
Its about
'MAA CHOD DENGE'
Spread to all your loving Lodu'