Monday, November 24, 2014

Dirty X - Rated Hindi Jokes - Chupan Chupai

Superb sexy and dirty Hindi jokes on girlfriend and boyfriend

Girlfriend: Chalo chupan chupai khele.Agar mujhe dhoond liya to meri lena. Warna main tumhari
boyfriend : Theek .. Lekin Tum meri Kaise logi
Girlfriend: shopping chalenge

Naughty Whatsapp Messages On Hindi Adult Jokes 24 Nov 2014

Just here are some best collection of Hindi adult Jokes, Which can be used as a naughty whatsapp messages for your friend and girlfriend.

Whatsapp Naughty Messages: 01
Ek Ladki Apni Saheli Se Uski Nayi-Nayi Shaadi Ke Baad Puchti Hai.
Ladki: “Kya Tumhara Pati Sote Waqt Kharratte Leta Hai?”
Saheli Sharmate Huye boli: “Pata Nahi Abhi Toh Hamari Shaadi Ko 3 Din Hi Huye Hain,Soyenge Toh Pata Chalega“

Funny Whatsapp Messages On Hindi Adult Jokes: 02
Class Me 1 Ladki Biscuit Kha Rahi Thi aur
Thoda Kha kar BRA mein Chupa Rahi Thi.
Sir Bole- Kya Kar RahiHo?
Bajuwala ladka Bola- Dudh Me Duba Kar Kha Rahi Hai..

Hindi Adult Jokes On Pati Aut Patni
Ek Baar Ek Pati Aur Patni Jungle Mein Gaye.
Pati Patni Se: “Janemann Apni Bra Upar Kar Lo“.
Patni: “Kyun Ji”
Pati Bola: 'Suna Hain Aaj Kal "Cheeta Bhi Peeta Hai".'

Sunday, November 23, 2014

Adult Funny Hindi Jokes: Japanese Style

Japanese couple in an argument over ways of SEX
Husband: Sukitaki.
Wife: Kowanini!!
Husband: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!
Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!
Husband (angrily): Na miaou kina tim kouji!

And you sit and read this interestedly as if you understand Japanese!
You're unbelievable I always knew you'll try to read anything on SEX..:p
Japanese Couple on funny mood

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Stand up Funny Line Whatsapp Status Jokes 23 Nov 2014

Here are some stand up comedy line which were said by best comedy person of different occasion. You can use those line onto your whatsapp funny status.

If a man is not moving forward and actually waiting for a woman driver to complete her U-turn, it is not called Chivalry.. it is called FEAR

After my daughter started walking, my house looks like Mallika Sherwat's costume.. things r everywhere except where it is supposed to be.

The anger of your wife is directly proportional to the volume of the TV..

Earlier we used to make jokes using a hashtag.. nowadays the hashtag becomes an entire joke.. #HNYBestFilmEver

Happiness is walking through a wide spread of buffet deciding what to eat...

Times are changing now. A love marriage becomes an arranged marriage if the parents are informed about the wedding.

Ultimate Hindi Funny Jokes Whatsapp Messaes Status 22 Nov 2014

Most Funny Hindi Jokes On Boys And Girls Named Ultimate bezzatti

Ultimate bezzatti,.
Girl: Janu so jao na dekho raat ke2 bjrahe Hai,.
Boy: Neend nahi Aa rahi,.
Girl: Jaan kyu itna sochte ho mere baare mai Itna pyar karte ho mujhse,
Mai tumhari hi tho hu,.
Boy: Oye chal ja apna kaam karChudail, Mujhe ”PAPER” ki Tension Lagi padi hai or tujhe apne Ishq ki...

Thursday, November 20, 2014

31 Most Funny WhatsApp Status From Comic Folks

If you are looking for a good and funny whatsapp status about living life. then just read my collection of best funny quote collection. choose one of your own status.

  • May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.
  • Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
  • Nothing is as easy as it looks.
  • Everything takes longer than you think.
  • A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath.
  • If it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
  • All the good ones are taken.
  • If it doesn't fit, force it... If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
  • The lighter the rug the more apt a dropped peanut butter & jelly sandwich will land face down.
  • The first escalator you find is always going the wrong way.
  • Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
  • You will always find something in the last place you look.
  • If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work.
  • The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
  • Winners focus on winning. Losers focus on winners.
  • Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
  • As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.
  • When you come to a fork in the road, take it!
  • If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
  • The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.